I don't really quite know what to say about this so much rushes to the front of my head. My mind is sufficiently blown.

http://www.openingpage.com/

My best guess is that it's exploiting highly trafficed keywords just to get hits. I hope that it's a joke trying to show you what can happen when you keyword stuff a site with meaningless and off-topic keywords just to get hits.
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Oh boy, I actually just started reading some of the text on this site...LMAO. I fear this is no joke, this guy really wants to sell this page?! Good luck buddy...i hope you don't find a buyer too soon, it'll take me a while to read through this and find all of the wonderful gems you've provided for us.

Here's a couple examples:
"as you are thinking it over someone else may be grabbing the phone and owning the advertisability of the opening page forever"

"...Predicts  100% FREE Residential Electricity  in 8-12 years see how below
THE OPENING PAGE IS FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE A PASSION FOR EXCITING NEW IDEAS EVERY DAY buy it...own a place in history
" if you don't, somebody else will "

Good times...crazy internets